"Weird Al" Yankovic

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My mama told me when I was hatched: / "Weird Al" Yankovic My mama told me when I was hatched:
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Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
My mama told me when I was hatched:
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Act like a superstar / "Weird Al" Yankovic Act like a superstar
Save your alowance, buy a bubble dress / "Weird Al" Yankovic Save your alowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far / "Weird Al" Yankovic And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss / "Weird Al" Yankovic Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go / "Weird Al" Yankovic The press follows everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show! / "Weird Al" Yankovic Back off and enjoy the show!
I'm sure my critics will say, it's a grotesque display / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'm sure my critics will say, it's a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me baby, I perform this way / "Weird Al" Yankovic Well, they can bite me baby, I perform this way
I might be wearin' Swiss cheese, / "Weird Al" Yankovic I might be wearin' Swiss cheese,
or may be covered with bees / "Weird Al" Yankovic or may be covered with bees
It does not mean I'm crazy, I perform this way / "Weird Al" Yankovic It does not mean I'm crazy, I perform this way
Ooh, my little monsters pay... / "Weird Al" Yankovic Ooh, my little monsters pay...
Lots cause I perform this way / "Weird Al" Yankovic Lots cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way / "Weird Al" Yankovic Baby, I perform this way
Ooh, don't worry, I'm ok / "Weird Al" Yankovic Ooh, don't worry, I'm ok
Hey! I I just perform this way / "Weird Al" Yankovic Hey! I I just perform this way
I'm not crazy, I perform this way / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'm not crazy, I perform this way
I'll be a troll or evil queen / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'll be a troll or evil queen
I'll be a human jelly bean / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'll be a human jelly bean
'Cause everyday is Halloween... / "Weird Al" Yankovic 'Cause everyday is Halloween...
...for me! / "Weird Al" Yankovic ...for me!
I'm so completely original / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'm so completely original
My new look is all the rage / "Weird Al" Yankovic My new look is all the rage
I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
and set fire to myself on stage / "Weird Al" Yankovic and set fire to myself on stage
I'll wear a porcupine on my head on a W-H-I-M / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'll wear a porcupine on my head on a W-H-I-M
And for no reason now I'll sing in French: / "Weird Al" Yankovic And for no reason now I'll sing in French:
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?) / "Weird Al" Yankovic Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?)
Got my straight jacket today / "Weird Al" Yankovic Got my straight jacket today
Is made of gold lamé. / "Weird Al" Yankovic Is made of gold lamé.
No not because I'm crazy - I perform this way / "Weird Al" Yankovic No not because I'm crazy - I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet / "Weird Al" Yankovic I strap prime rib to my feet
Cover myself with raw meet / "Weird Al" Yankovic Cover myself with raw meet
I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way
Don't be offended when you see / "Weird Al" Yankovic Don't be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity / "Weird Al" Yankovic My latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre! / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre!
I'm Frankenstein, / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'm Frankenstein,
I'm Avatar! / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'm Avatar!
There's nothing too embarrassing / "Weird Al" Yankovic There's nothing too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'll honestly do anything
But wear white after a labor day / "Weird Al" Yankovic But wear white after a labor day
Cause baby, I perform this way! / "Weird Al" Yankovic Cause baby, I perform this way!
Hope you don't think it's cliché / "Weird Al" Yankovic Hope you don't think it's cliché
If I go nude today / "Weird Al" Yankovic If I go nude today
Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way / "Weird Al" Yankovic Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
No reason I should regret all the attention I get / "Weird Al" Yankovic No reason I should regret all the attention I get
I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah! / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah!
I perform this way-hey! / "Weird Al" Yankovic I perform this way-hey!
I perform this way-hey! / "Weird Al" Yankovic I perform this way-hey!
I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey! / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey!
I perform this way-hey! I perform this way-hey! / "Weird Al" Yankovic I perform this way-hey! I perform this way-hey!
I'm really not insane / "Weird Al" Yankovic I'm really not insane
I just perform this way-hey! / "Weird Al" Yankovic I just perform this way-hey!

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