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"Weird Al" Yankovic
Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga) in images
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Imaginized Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
My mama told me when I was hatched:
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Alpocalypse
Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
My mama told me when I was hatched:
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Act like a superstar
Save your alowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show!
I'm sure my critics will say, it's a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me baby, I perform this way
I might be wearin' Swiss cheese,
or may be covered with bees
It does not mean I'm crazy, I perform this way
Ooh, my little monsters pay...
Lots cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
Ooh, don't worry, I'm ok
Hey! I I just perform this way
I'm not crazy, I perform this way
I'll be a troll or evil queen
I'll be a human jelly bean
'Cause everyday is Halloween...
...for me!
I'm so completely original
My new look is all the rage
I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
and set fire to myself on stage
I'll wear a porcupine on my head on a W-H-I-M
And for no reason now I'll sing in French:
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?)
Got my straight jacket today
Is made of gold lamé.
No not because I'm crazy - I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet
Cover myself with raw meet
I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way
Don't be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre!
I'm Frankenstein,
I'm Avatar!
There's nothing too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything
But wear white after a labor day
Cause baby, I perform this way!
Hope you don't think it's cliché
If I go nude today
Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
No reason I should regret all the attention I get
I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah!
I perform this way-hey!
I perform this way-hey!
I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey!
I perform this way-hey! I perform this way-hey!
I'm really not insane
I just perform this way-hey!
Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga) VIDEO